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SOME OF THE BEST COMEBACKS IN HISTORY
Woman : Mr. Coolidge, i've made a bet against a fellow who said it was impossible to get more than two words out from you.
Calvin Coolidge : You lose.
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Joe Frazier : He's phony, using his blackness to get his way.
Muhammad Ali : Joe Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the Bureau of Wildlife
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Member of a Parliament : Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I am talking?
Winston Churchill : No, its purely voluntary.
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Bessie Braddock : winston, you are drunk!
W. Churchill : You are right, Bessie. And you're ugly. But tomorrow morning, I'll be sober. And you'll still be ugly.
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Admirer : Herr Mozart, im thinking of writing symphonies. Can you give me suggestions as how to get started?
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart : A symphony is a very complex musical form. Perhaps you should should begin with some simple lieder and work your way up to symphony.
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Henry Clay : I would rather be right than be President
Thomas Reed : The gentleman need not trouble himself. He'll never be either.
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Woman in the Ladies Room : How dare you! This is for the ladies.
John Barrymore : And so, madam, is this.
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Reverend Edward Everett Hale VS the U.S Senate
" No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country."
(when asked if he prayed for the senators)
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Sen. Fritz Hollings : I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test.
(when challenged by his Republican opponent, Henry McMastor, during a televised event to take a drug test)
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Dorothy Parker : I'm too fucking busy and vice versa.
(Parker had been on her honeymoon, when interrupted by Harold Ross, New Yorker Editor, to ask her why she was late in a book review)
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Lewis Morris : There's a conspiracy against me, a conspiracy of silence; but what can one do? What can I do?
Oscar Wilde : Join it!
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